Interesting theory...

There are no lesbians - just women who haven't been Jack'd.

Spring break!

This is it: my very first official day of spring break!

So of course, at 7:00 am this morning, the phone rang.

It was a fellow teacher calling to remind me not to show up for classes...
I was both pissed and amused.

I guess I'll have to take a nap.
Or three.

Non illigitamus carborundum

Just wanted to say: bonne chance, Méo!

Tu vas réussir!

One week

It’s been one week since you looked at me
Just one week left to look at me

Cocked your head to the side and said I’m angry.
Coke-up your head and get angry

Five days since you laughed at me
Five days left to laugh at me

Saying get that together come back and see me.
Saying no way you'll come back after class and see me

Three days since the living room
Three days since the class room

I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you
I realized it's all your fault, but couldn't catch you

Yesterday you’d forgiven me
Yesterday I'd forgiven you

But it’ll still be two days till I say I’m sorry
But it'll still be two days till you say you're sorry

That's right, kids. One week left till spring break. I don't know if I'm gonna make it. Some students are driving me crazy. I can't put up much longer with their drug habits, their hygiene deficiency, their lying, their laziness, their love for hiphop music...

Suck it up, teachers of the world and remember the good parts of the job: the summer vacations, the laughters, those times when a student suddenly understands something complicated, the smiles, the kids who come into class early to chat with you, the spring break!

Johari

Whoever was it that said "know thyself"?
Wasn't it a Greek philosopher?
I think it might have been Socrates.
I'm too lazy to Google it.

So-Crates - as Ted "Theodore" Logan called him - knew his shit.
And Ted knew the choruses to both Dust in the wind and Every rose has its thorn.
Therefore, Socrates would have liked the movie Bill & Ted.

Help me learn to know myself.
Click on the link and chose the best words to describe me.
You might want to try it for yourself, too.

Dreams do come true!

My prayers have been answered! Guess I have been a very good girl...

Tomorrow has officially been declared Lumberjack Day at school! Yes, oh yes!

Every student, every teacher, every member of the staff is expected to come to school dressed in lumberjack shirts, pants and boots. Rrrr...!

There's something special, something raw, something sexy about those forest workers.
Hot, sweaty, panting men flexing strong muscles in the outdoors, smelling like saw dust and chainsaw fuel. Rrrr...


And for those of you you are not convinced, just remember there's a Jack in every lumberjack!

Happy Valentine's day!

Today I want to send love to all of those who are dear to my heart.

My brother and sister-in-law
The most beautiful, hot young couple out there.
After more than a decade together, I still don't need a magnifying glass to see the love in their eyes.






My mom
She's the best.
Everyone should be lucky enough to have a mom half like her.




My three little goblins
I love them, they love me.

Simple and true love.

My dad

I miss him so much.

It still hurts.

My friends

Each one of them is so precious.

They all own a special piece of my heart.

Keanu

You know I still love you.

Kiefer

Be my valentine.

While we're taking...errr... talking showers

I've said it before, I'll say it again:

WE NEED A JACK SHOWER SCENE!

Anyway, after posting a Mel picture, I thought Kiefer might feel left alone, so here we go...

Some wise ninja advice

The ninja said it best.

When you're bored, turn to this:

Mullets. The 80s. Vampires. Sexy vampires. Sexy vampires sucking your blood. Sexy fashionable vampires sucking your blood. Sexy fashionable vampires whispering in your ear to "be one of us". Sexy fashionable vampires on motorcycles...

Who are we to disagree with the ninja? The Lost Boys is the ultimate anti-boredom remedy!

The ninja rocks!

I love my sister!

I love my sister and I miss her.
So, today's post is just for her.

Sister, thank you for loving me even though I am a 30 year old psycho.
Thank you for being psycho with me.
As a special gift today, I bring you your original love.

Please enjoy Mel Gibson in a shower.
Lather, rinse, repeat...

Bad hair day(s)...

I knew this day would come. Payback day. Payback for all these times I've bitched and gossiped....
As a result, my high school years are coming back to haunt me! Brrrrr, scary!

For a time that seemed like eternity to me, mean students were calling me Gerry Boulet.
Gerry Boulet was a popular singer from Québec, reknown for his raspy voice and big long curly hair.
Popularity of the singer + me having curly hair = me being called Gerry Boulet.

Believe me, no girl wants to be called after a man. Especially this one. Here is a picture:

Well, I thought my Gerry Boulet days were officially over when the singer passed away, on July 18th, 1990. Guess I shouldn't have been partying too hard over that, because just yesterday (yes, more than 15 years later), a colleague of mine told me my hair reminded him of Gerry Boulet's. I suppose it was meant as a compliment, but I feel the urge to get a short hair cut right now...

...Think I should be getting Gerry Boulet's son's haircut?

Something to help you make it through the day

The saying goes "a picture is worth a thousand words". In that case, I think it's underrated. Have a nice day!