Feeling bubbly

When Jack Bauer uses “Herbal Essences”, the shampoo has an orgasm.

Tony...

Tony Almeida was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours.

Jack Bauer still can’t believe that wuss went to the hospital first.

A shot of JB

Some people see the glass as half full.

Others see it as half empty.

Jack Bauer sees the glass as a deadly weapon.

24 gets Lost

Last week I got bored watching both 24 and Lost and got to thinking...
Wouldn't it be cool if those 2 tv shows somehow came together?

Surely, Jack Bauer will find himself in a mental institute at the end of season 6. Who could blame him for having a breakdown? While he was getting tortured in China, his Emmy winning tv show got turned into a soap opera and his screen time was reduced to guest appearances...

As for Lost, I have no idea what's going on, even after watching it for 3 seasons. So the mental institute might be my best guess after all.


Dammit! Those terrorists keep bringing more and more drugs around... Who are they working for? Wait! Is that agent Baker I see over there?

-Tom! Quick! You need to call CTU and tell them to dispatch a field team!







- ???













- Dammit, Baker, we're running out of time!
Call Chloe NOW!









-My name is Jin...












-Dude! I had no idea Jin was a baker... Always thought he was a fisherman...

What's the number of the dude you want to call, anyway?

-Listen. My name is Jack Bauer. I am a federal agent. I need to call my office ASAP. The number is 481-516-2342...











- !!!!!