Monday, June 25, 2007

Happy birthday!

This is a personal message for
Mr. Kiefer Sutherland.

Sir, if you are reading this and are lucky enough to meet
Krel on June 26,

please make sure to kiss her and use your French skills to wish her

"un très joyeux anniversaire"!

In case you ever wondered...


A Look into the Life of Kiefer Sutherland

Has The Man Who Saved the World Saved Himself?
A look at the life of Kiefer Sutherland

If you google the name Kiefer Sutherland, you will get approximately 2,300,000 results back. If you type in the actor's given name of Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland, you will yield about 83 results, few of which actually relate to the actor at all. Fortunately, there are fanatics like me who will do all the research for you and you can find it all on Associated Content instead of clicking on header after header of search topic results.

Kiefer Sutherland was born on December 21st, 1966 in London England. He and his family moved from London to Canada when he was 8. Son of Shirley Douglas and Donald Sutherland both actors, Kiefer landed his first acting role in Max Dugan Returns in 1983 as Bill. Kiefer has a younger sister, Rachel. Younger by 7 minutes. Rachel Sutherland works in Toronto as a TV production supervisor. He also has 3 half brothers, Roeg, Rossif and Angus Redford Sutherland. Rossif Sutherland had an acting role on the top rated drama E.R. in 2003.

Growing up for Kiefer was tumultuous at best. His parents split up when he was only 5. His mother was arrested on a weapons charge for allegedly selling arms to the Black Panthers. She claimed and has maintained that it was an FBI set up. Kiefer attended 7 schools in just 10 years and was given the high school nickname "reefer". One of these schools was a Catholic boarding school, need I say more? Kiefer left Ontario at a young age for New York to do work in commercials. He earned enough money from a blue jeans ad to buy a car and move to L.A.

Los Angeles is known for living it up, and that he did. Notorious for his drinking, Kiefer thought it best if he let someone else do the driving one night. Good thing, too. He was in the car when actor Gary Oldman was arrested for drunk driving in 1991. Kiefer himself was arrested in 2004 of the same charge, pleaded no contest and preformed 50 hours of community service. Maybe drinking had something to do with his failed marriages? His first wife, Camelia Kath and he were married from 1988 until 1990. Kiefer said a second set of "I do's" in 1996 to Kelly Winn but called it quits in 2000. Outside of marriage, he was engaged to actress Julia Roberts for a very short time but the wedding was cancelled after she ran off with Kiefer Sutherland's best friend at the time, Jason Patrick. He has forgiven Julia for seeing that they weren't right for each other. Besides, who wants Lyle Lovett leftovers?

He is also noted as dating fellow "24" actress Reiko Aylesworth (Michelle Dessler) and Angelina Jolie.

On a professional level, Kiefer started out doing movies that still no one has heard of. Titles like "The Bay Boy", "At Close Range" and "Crazy Moon" were his starter movies. They turned into better opportunities like Ace in "Stand By Me", David in "The Lost Boys" and Doc in "Young Guns". These were followed by a few bombs. Quite a few. He tried his hand at directing. You can find these pieces of his craft in the movies "Woman Wanted" & "Truth or Consequences". He also directed a couple of TV shows: "Fallen Angels" episode 1 (Love & Blood) and the "Last Light".

In the late 1990's Kiefer took some time off from acting, moved to Montana and entered the rodeo circuit. He broke a couple of fingers in his first rodeo, but held on. When he was ready, he sold everything and came back to Hollywood. Not long after, he was offered the leading role as Jack Bauer on the television show "24". He is also the highest paid TV actor and at the end of the show's 5th season, Kiefer Sutherland had spent more time on screen as Jack Bauer than all his previous role combined. It has paid off, he has received more nominations for this show than in this entire career. Of course, this fame comes at a price. The schedule is demanding. He works 10 months a year 12-14 hours a day. He is the only actor to appear in every single episode of "24". True to form, in one season of "24" the plot required that he get a tattoo. Instead of dealing with the hassles of make up, he just got a real tattoo.

As if he hasn't got enough on his plate, Kiefer Sutherland also co-owns Ironworks Music. Having always wanted to be a musician, but didn't feel like he had what it took, he looks for the sound that he lacks. He found and signed singer/songwriter Rocco DeLuca and the Burden and did a stint as their tour manager. Feeling so strongly about the band he had a tattoo put on his forearm that reads "I Trust You To Kill Me" in the Icelandic language. You can see Kiefer and Rocco on the documentary "I Trust You To Kill Me".

After all this time, he's still a bad boy. Kiefer was sent an action figure in his likeness for his approval. He took the doll out on the town and ending up melting the thing in the parking lot. The next day, all that was left was a mound of wax. They called for his feedback he told them it was great. "Good" he said. "We need it back. That was the prototype. It took the guy a year to make it." Kiefer sweated it out for about a week before admitting to the destruction.

People are forgiving. In 2005 Kiefer Sutherland was inducted into the Canadian Walk of Fame. He is also slated to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Another note worthy tidbit, Kiefer Sutherland was the first child of a guest on "Inside the Actors Studio". Donald Sutherland appeared in 1998.


Here are some other things you may not know about the tall, dark and handsome...

*He's not actually all that tall standing on 5ft 10".

*His daughter likes to make fun of him for being "computer illiterate".

*He was partially named after Warren Kiefer, the director of Donald Sutherlands 1st major film role, translated to "Castle of the Living Dead".

*Kiefer Sutherland's maternal grandfather is credited with starting Canadian Medicare.

*Got into acting, "for the girls".

*If acting hadn't worked out, Kiefer thinks he would probably be "laying phone cable in northern Ontario.

*The greatest quality in a woman: her sense of humor.

*He collects vintage guitars and owns, among others a 1995 Les Paul, a 1967 Telecaster and a 68 ES335.

*Starred in the movie "Flashback" with Dennis Hopper. Later, Hopper played villian Victor Drazen in the last four episodes of season 1 on "24".

*Attended funeral for Brandon Lee. Lee was accidentally shot by Michael Massee while filming, later Massee appeared as bad guy Ira Gaines in Season 1 of "24".

I recently saw an interview with the star and was mesmerized by his presence. He almost didn't move. Not like he was a statue, but more like a tranquility had washed over him. It was infectious. Just watching him, I felt calmer. Quite a feat when you're talking about a show that is non-stop stress. When it's time, I will mourn Jack Bauer but celebrate Kiefer Sutherland.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Dear 24 people...

Dear 24 people,

Being in the middle of a severe case of 24 withdrawal, I thought I'd write you a note to let you know how I feel about the series and maybe share some ideas with you.

First of all, let me tell you that I will always love you for creating Jack Bauer and bringing Kiefer Sutherland to me on cold Monday nights. Mr. Sutherland's Bauer Power Hour is the only reason why I am happy when the weekends are over.

Secondly, I would like to thank the whole wardrobe department for providing me with eye candy year after year. From Jack's season 1 crisp white shirt to his season 2 cowboy boots and bomber jacket; from his season 4 business suit to his season 6 body hugging shirt, they surely know how to dress my favorite terrorist hunting hero.

Don't even get me started on the jeans! Is there such a thing as an Emmy for a dressing department? If so, whoever provided those season 2 skin tight babies and made Bauer wear lowrise in season 5 deserves one. Big time!

And now, if you don't mind, I have some questions for you. Why, oh why did you have to kill Tony? Tony was hot. Tony was lovable. Tony was Jack's friend. From the interviews that I've seen, Carlos Bernard, who brilliantly portrayed Almeida, has a terrific personality. Surely he was fun to be around on the set. So why did you think you needed to write him off? Were you out of ideas for his character?

Speaking of which, were you out of ideas for the whole last season? I have a writer friend who could help you. She's awesome. Just let me know and I'll get you guys in contact. I mean, come on! The best turn you came up with this year was ridding the world of whiny Audrey. And then you brought her back. What was up with that? Couldn't you un-kill Tony instead? At least you had the decency to give her some brain damage. Bless your hearts for that. And for wet Jack, too!

Before I let you enjoy your hiatus, I would like to give you some ideas on how to possibly make the next season more enjoyable:

-Include a Jack shower scene;
- Do not introduce new Palmer family members;
- Actually give Chloe some air time; she rocks!

Thank you very much, all my best (especially to Mr. Sutherland),

2266

The handcuffs are just for fun




Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner.

He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.

He's eco-friendly


Jack Bauer doesn't use toilet paper.
He uses terrorists.

Poker face


There are two hands that can beat a royal flush.

Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand.

He grants you immunity





Jack Bauer slept with














Nina Myers, who slept with













Tony Almeida, who slept with









Michelle Dessler, which explains why








She was immune to the Cordilla virus.

Just ask Marshall Goren...


The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Bad boy vibe?


Actress Elisha Cuthbert, who plays a model held captive by a stalker in her new film "Captivity", says that she found viewing the film “terrifying.”

Elisha also admits that she finds co-star Kiefer Sutherland attractive thanks to his “bad boy vibe.” (source)


Now, come on, Elisha! I could come up with way more reasons to find Kiefer Sutherland attractive! You can do better than "bad boy vibe"!


What about his velvety voice? His mile long eyelashes? The way he wears his jeans? His acting ability? The way he dips his head and gives a shy smile? The fact that he's a cowboy? His good manners? His chest hair? The fact that he's passionate? How nervous he is while giving interviews? His nose? His ability to party like he just doesn't care and actually doesn't care? How he speaks more than one language? The fact that he adores his mom? His charity work? His love for music? His sparkling blue-green eyes?


Please help Elisha by posting the reason(s) why you think Kiefer Sutherland is attractive.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Come on, baby, light my fire!

Kiefer: Lighting Up the World
A TMZ insider was attending a bachelor party in Bucharest, Romania. When a mysterious figure came out of the shadows to offer a helping hand, er, light.

Our source had a killer craving for a cancer stick and asked his friends if someone had a light. From the darkness crawled Kiefer Sutherland, dressed in ash black, saying, "Did someone ask for a light?" Kiefer then exhaled, "It is good to hear familiar voices." Random!

The "24" star is overseas filming his new flick "Mirrors." Minutes later, Jack Bauer disappeared back into the shadows. (source)
I think I'm going to try this new trick: Go in a dark place, ask for a light and wait for Mr Sutherland to appear. Maybe that's Kiefer super power? I mean, other than the obvious R-rated one... But then again, it has to do with fire also...

I'm telling you, friends, the man is pure hotness!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Sometimes I wish I lived in the USA...

First of all, because I'd always be only 20 minutes away from CTU, and second of all, because I could enter this sweepstake and win Jack's car!

All of you lucky US citizens, go check out Day Zero and enter to win a brand new 2007 Ford Explorer!

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Man of the year

It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*",

there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says,

" *besides Jack Bauer."

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Jack wants you to check out Day Zero



"Yeah, this is Bauer.
Patch me through to Myers."





"Jack, it's Nina. Once again you were right. My source tells me most of your fans haven't watched Day Zero yet."



"Copy that. Dammit! They must all be moles! Or terrorists! I'm going to investigate this. Meet me at http://www.dayzero.com/ ."


Saturday, June 09, 2007

Jack Bauer ain't no sick man!


Michael Moore's new documentary, Sicko, premiered this week in North America.

Kiefer's mom, wonderful actress Shirley Douglas (daughter of Tommy Douglas, Canada's father of medicare) graciously attended the event and showed us once more how much she rocks.

As she walked the red carpet, she was asked about the character her son plays in the hit Fox TV drama 24 and if he needs health insurance.

"Jack Bauer doesn't get sick," she said, going along with the fun.

Earlier in the red-carpet walk Douglas was asked by a journalist what she thought of Paris Hilton getting out of jail.

She smiled and said she really couldn't comment because she didn't know the details.
Douglas said her son was in Romania.

"I was talking to him today. Kiefer really wants to see this film." (source)


Thursday, June 07, 2007

Does that look painful to you?

I know, I know. This blog is usually dedicated to the goodness that is Kiefer Sutherland.

I mean, he deserves it. He is so talented and sexy. And he seems like he would be an extra nice and funny person to meet and hang out with.

But today, I think even Mr Sutherland would understand.

Look what happened to my eye:




I felt something scratchy in my right eye yesterday morning. I could feel it, but couldn't see it. So I went to work anyway and asked 3 different friends if they could see it. They couldn't, so they started suggesting it could be an eye infection or allergies. I gutted it out all day, even though it hurt like a bitch and finally, when classes were over, I drove to the optometrist.


"Son of a bitch! That looks nasty!" Was the greeting the eye doctor gave me.


I did indeed have 3 dust particles in my eye. They're not there anymore, but it still hurts. That's because they scratched my eye all day long. Damn eye terrorists!


The doctor gave me eye drops and some kind of gel, but he says it'll still be a couple of days until my eye is better and doesn't hurt. Lovely. Just lovely.


Kiefer Sutherland, if you are reading this, how about we go out for a beer? I could drink until my other eye turns red, so they would match and I wouldn't look so stupid...

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Please don't cry

When God cries, it rains.

When Jack Bauer cries, a nuke goes off in Los Angeles.


Monday, June 04, 2007

It gives you wings


Jack Bauer came up with the idea to can and sell his own urine.
That product is known as Red Bull.

Autographs


Jack Bauer signs his autograph with bullets.
So don't ask him to sign any part of your body.

Day Zero



For those of you who are having a Jack Bauer craving in between seasons (or since the end of season 5, if you are like me and season 6 left you on your appetite), there's a way to listen to the Bauer's velvety voice and get to see him in action. Well, kind of.

The good guys at www.dayzero.com are showing animated webisodes of our favourite CTU gang, pre-day 1.

It really is nice to get to hear from long gone characters like Jamie Farrell and to see the case Jack was working on before the assassination attempt on Senator David Palmer.

Avid 24 fans will remember what it was all about and will get past the fact that the drawings do not really look like the delicious Tony Almeida, the ubercool Nina Myers or the witty George Mason.

So go see it (you can click on the banner) and tell me what you think!